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Ashleigh Oldfield - Ashleigh Reads Books - Book Reviews
“Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.”

Jane Austin - Pride & Prejudice
“You know the phrase, “softly, softly catchy monkey”…I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison could kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’ll be dead in a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.”

Gareth, The Office (UK)